First post(I'm Woody Wood Pecker, ah-ha-ha-ha!!!).

Hello all you people that are probably going to leave this blog after reading this first sentence!  My name is Nathaniel! I really hate my full name so if you respond to this blogpost then please call me Nate(unless you're trying to irritate me(wouldn't surprise me(kids can be total arses))). So back to what's not really important, here are some things you really don't need to know about me: I love the Neon Trees, I'm not gay(not that there's anything wrong with that), I have an ever growing war against Canada that they don't know about, I can be a complete douche-bag when I want to be, I hate horror movies, I believe that Karren Gillan is by far the most beautiful actor alive, my dream job is being a bookstore owner living in a small house with a small cat for company, I am totally and completely lazy, and I dance like I talk(you can figure that one out all by yourself(I can tell you're a smart one)). So there you go people that I pretend are reading this post. I hope you loved it as much as you love pickled onions.