God Sucks at Fantasy Football(if you're religious, don't read this)!

Apparently praying before a game might help football players win. It helps them get pumped up for motivation, or calm down when they’re too jittery. Or at least that’s according to Daniel Czech, a professor of exercise psychology, who just so happens to study sports and spirituality(quite the combination). Even though some skeptics question divine intervention in sports, I believe in it whole heartedly. How else would Tebow had been able to make that god dang(praise his name) touchdown on the 14th? Cause I’m sure it wasn’t his talent.
    Some people would say that the reason the lord favors Tebow is because of his anti-abortion ad, or creating a whole new way to pray on the football field(they call it Tebowing). But I think that’s a complete load; god doesn’t care about any of that, he just  did it for fantasy foot ball. Now some people would go as far as to argue about why god would care about football when he could be helping children with no food, or working on the whole end of the world 2012 situation-  I personally don’t blame god at all, I mean, losing to bad ol’ Beelzebub one eternity to many can really take a toll on an all knowing spiritual being.

Canada, a double edged blade(in the music department...)...

Hello two followers(one of them being me(really does it for my self esteem))! Hows your cat(it's an important question)? As you all might know, I dispise canada. But in the music department, it's not that bad. I mean, they gave us artists like Avril Levighn(don't know how to spell her name), and Sum41, but they also gave us Justin Bieber(curse his name), but that was just revenge for Hannah Montana. Though that's just their musical artists, the rest of canada sucks. If you're reading this right now and you're wondering,"why is he hating on canada?". Well that's simple, they've had it to good for to long! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it(sorry, i've just always wanted to say that)!

Thank you all my favorite odd little artists.

I would quickly like to pay tribute to m favorite artists:
Thank you, 30 Seconds to Mars, for your bittersweet lyrics.
Thank you, Jimmy Eat World, for remaining in the middle.
Thank you, My Chemical Romance, for for proving that you can be happy, sad, angry, goth, and high all at the same time.
Thank you, LifeHouse, for remaining half-way here.
Thank you, 3 Doors Down, for being my superman.
Thank you, OneRepublic, for having all the right moves and keeping your secrets to yourself.
Thank you, Michael Buble, for staying positive even though you still haven't met her yet.
And Thank all of all of you for putting up with me singing along.

First post(I'm Woody Wood Pecker, ah-ha-ha-ha!!!).

Hello all you people that are probably going to leave this blog after reading this first sentence!  My name is Nathaniel! I really hate my full name so if you respond to this blogpost then please call me Nate(unless you're trying to irritate me(wouldn't surprise me(kids can be total arses))). So back to what's not really important, here are some things you really don't need to know about me: I love the Neon Trees, I'm not gay(not that there's anything wrong with that), I have an ever growing war against Canada that they don't know about, I can be a complete douche-bag when I want to be, I hate horror movies, I believe that Karren Gillan is by far the most beautiful actor alive, my dream job is being a bookstore owner living in a small house with a small cat for company, I am totally and completely lazy, and I dance like I talk(you can figure that one out all by yourself(I can tell you're a smart one)). So there you go people that I pretend are reading this post. I hope you loved it as much as you love pickled onions.