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Monday, January 16, 2012

God Sucks at Fantasy Football(if you're religious, don't read this)!

Apparently praying before a game might help football players win. It helps them get pumped up for motivation, or calm down when they’re too jittery. Or at least that’s according to Daniel Czech, a professor of exercise psychology, who just so happens to study sports and spirituality(quite the combination). Even though some skeptics question divine intervention in sports, I believe in it whole heartedly. How else would Tebow had been able to make that god dang(praise his name) touchdown on the 14th? Cause I’m sure it wasn’t his talent.
    Some people would say that the reason the lord favors Tebow is because of his anti-abortion ad, or creating a whole new way to pray on the football field(they call it Tebowing). But I think that’s a complete load; god doesn’t care about any of that, he just  did it for fantasy foot ball. Now some people would go as far as to argue about why god would care about football when he could be helping children with no food, or working on the whole end of the world 2012 situation-  I personally don’t blame god at all, I mean, losing to bad ol’ Beelzebub one eternity to many can really take a toll on an all knowing spiritual being.

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